8 Feb 2012
I don’t play chess. I play golf — poorly. I don’t play the piano, but we have a piano and if you put CDs in it, it plays itself.
Bizarre shareholder conference call from Albert Lord, CEO of Sallie Mae (the largest college tuition lender in the US). He ended it with an audible, “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”

(Source: hypervocal.com)

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