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I’d tried to explain that if he didn’t give me drugs, I would likely spend the first 20 minutes of the flight focused on how at any moment the plane could crack apart like a metal egg in the sky and drizzle a long yolk of passengers out into the ocean, and how I would then urinate in my pants at 30,000 feet before spontaneously passing out, vomiting, then choking on my vomit.

(Source: The New York Times)